Top 90 Most Dugg Comments

January 15th, 2007

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1 Let’s set a new record, bitches. Digg me down. choicetoes 1184 link to digg?
2 I don’t get it. Every time I click that link, it comes right back to here. But when I hover over it, the link is different…

Lemme try it in IE…

Nope! GODDAMNIT!

Lemme download Opera and try there. brb

JorgeGonzalez 1070 link to digg?
3 I’m shocked. He’s tempted death many, many times on TV. I thought he was immune. tslack 905

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4 I live on Digg man, for about 6 to 7 hours a day usually.

By the way, digg up my comment, it’ll make me feel special…infact feel free to comment on my comment, I’ll be checking in periodically.

EbenieRosa 904 link to digg?
5 Yes, that was very cool of Kevin but you are way, way to excited. Please turn in your man card at the front desk. captinherb 881 link to digg?
6 http://duggmirror.com/
tech_news/DuggMirror_We_all_use_it_every_day
_Time_to_show_it_some_love_by_digging/
RomulusX86 791

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7 Everyone knows that the format with the unusual sounding name thats technically superior but harder to manufacture will always, always loose the format war: VHS vs Betamax, HD-DVD vs Blu-ray

Blue-ray was pretty much dead before and this will be the final blow.

Seriously, what the fuck are they smoking? HD-DVD has a name that tells the average consumer what they’re getting: DVD (something they know and trust) and HD (like the TV they just bought) - its a no-fucking-brainer the name practically sells itself. What the fuck is Blu-ray? some pretentious crap that cant even spell the word blue right, who gives a fuck what colour laser it uses what the absolute fuck does that have to do with shipping units? I really do not understand how Sony could be so incompetent, if they had hired me 2 years ago I could have saved them so much trouble.

somebitches2 780 link to digg?
8 “Bought from this guy because of his rating NEVER AGAIN! Sad Xmas for my kid now!”

… and the item? “Boston Legal - Season 1 (2006, DVD)”

I have a feeling that, if this kid wanted Boston Legal on DVD for Christmas, he’s old enough to understand that mommy and daddy got ripped off by the bad man on ebay.

axel2k 766 link to digg?
9 even their cake probably has bugs in it jiminoc 764 link to digg?
10 maybe he died or something and they havent found him yet. strikerK 726 link to digg?
11 I have a complaint/annoyance. How hard would it be to structure the page so that it uses up the browser window. Right now, the page is coded for a very specific browser window size. Anything bigger, you get big empty side bars, anything less, you have to use the horizontal scroll bar. Slashdot (for example, not trolling) always fills up the browser window. I’m only browsing with a 19″ LCD, I’m sure its even more of a problem/waste for folks with the newer widescreen LCDs. mwales 710 link to digg?
12 So which one are you trying to endorse? Your title says “vote stephen not chuck” but then you say “don’t let stephen win”

After analyzing the results I come to the conclusion that you’re fucking retarded.

hagnar 708 link to digg?
13 No, it was the 15-year-old girl that sucked. PatrickFisher 650 link to digg?
14 AW MAN! Now that means I have to come to work in a ballerina suit. (Why did I make that bet?!) Ninjab3ar 637

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15 God I hope they approve of it. It’s about time Caucasian people can be proud of their heritage, just as the African-Americans, Latinos, Asians, etc. all are able to without anyone raising an eyebrow. roastedbagel 631 link to digg?
16 LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS ifonly 602 link to digg?
17 The dude should have goatse’d him. We all know how well hilarity ensues after that….. Phocion55 597

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18 How dare you tell me how fast I should digg? Jerk. theotherme 593 link to digg?
19 Not cool Kevin, not cool at all. johnvm 584 link to digg?
20 The Goatse image might actually improve most of the MySpace pages out there. Malakin 582

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21 Maybe… it’s Apple’s drive to make the world a happier place?

:) rather than :(

danielgilbert 581 link to digg?
22 any company that would intentionally allow a customer to spend more than they can afford to deserves a strong kick in the nuts. the kind that makes your stomach turn. kevbryant 578 link to digg?
23 I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. Signalis 572

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24 It was a nice gesture from the IE7 team. I guess developers don’t take these “browser wars” as seriously as the users do. latova 565 link to digg?
25 i really like how if you press the thumbs up multiple times you can give people +8 comments. anthony1124 563 link to digg?
26 It’s not that they thought you were a terrorist; they were just Nintendo fans. jpyun 557

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27 A Transformer, eh? I wonder what Megatron and his ilk have against eBay. They must be auctioning energon at amazingly low prices. KyleRayner 549 link to digg?
28 Three years later and Vista is only a shadow of its former self. Zolk 543 link to digg?
29 he doesn’t know how to download the internets TaeK 527

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30 Oh man, this reminds me of a good story.

So back in college some buds and I were heading to the movies and as we’re walking across the parking lot we see this shiny new pickup truck taking up *four* spaces, right near the entrance. As we were walking there from a Wendy’s and we had to throw our drinks away anyway, we decided to grace the guy’s windshield with them. Guy deserved it, etc.. we proceeded into the movie and forgot about it.

So after the movie we come out, and I guess the dude works there or something because the pickup is still there.. only by now somebody had lifted two of the trashcans from the front of the theater and upended them into the guy’s bed. Actually I guess it had to be several somebodies because both cans were still in the truck, and they were way too heavy for one person to manage. Trash everywhere, I mean it was epic. I almost wanted to hang around to see the idiot’s reaction when he walked out and saw it.

Parking lot justice!

Chompy 519 link to digg?
31 go fuck yourself and die. ButtholeSurfer 519 link to digg?
32 Apple does it.. they’re making the world a happier place.
Microsoft does it.. they’re freaking morons.
SniperX 515 link to digg?
33 It’s a picture of the internet. corywingerter 513 link to digg?
34 I hope he likes the heat. Calypsoaf 506

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35 Thank god. What a stupid show… GoatBnn 504 link to digg?
36 Pens dont run out. They get lost.

No one in the history of the universe has actually used up all the ink in a pen.

alephsmith 489 link to digg?
37 It’s obviously a thermal detonator. sockpuppets 487

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38 I can see it now…

*next week*

“Digg Headquarters receives 10,000 letters addressed to Kevin Rose.”

Yashar 487 link to digg?
39 Something tells me this is the first time anyone has ever made him actually man up to his responsibilities. Doesn’t seem he likes it to much. Decimit 486 link to digg?
40 Price = “as much as we fucking want” otheruser 485

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41 That’s not funny and no tech support for you! MorningCoder 485 link to digg?
42 Also noted, the TSA refused to allow the woman to bring the child on board the plane, citing that there were more than 4 ounces of liquid in the baby and the baby was not properly wrapped in a sealed, clear plastic bag. venir 477 link to digg?
43 RTFA?
“SC Wrote:
Hello, Roger.
I just came across your metal orb on the internet. I know what it is. First, take note of the fact that a second interior sphere exists within, and that it is space roughly 1/2 inch from the outer walls. That is clue #1.
Second, the welded metal cap on the outside is clue #2.
The circular structures between the inner and outer tanks is clue #3.

The inner sphere was spaced from the outer sphere for insulation. The welded cap is where a hard vacuum was pulled with a vacuum pump and the cap welded on to prevent leakage. This forms a cryogenic storage device known as a Dewer flask. The sphere is a cryogenic storage tank that uses a vacuum insulated jacket to prevent the warming of the material stored inside. The circular structures are spacers that keep the inner tank from hitting the outer tank.

Now, the clamp with the Phillips screw is a grounding point where this crygenic tank would have been fastened to a larger assembly. If you examine the underside of the clamp, you may be able to identify some small quantity of copper there, where the grounding cable would have been pulled free.

The handle is the mounting point for the tank, and is also referred to as a hard point.

The X-ray images show serpentine plumbing that winds about and comes back near the interior surface- this is a clue that the tank was meant to function in microgravity. Gas bubbles would tend to cluster in the center and fluids would stick to the interior. The fittings with the wire or metal rod sticking out are pretty typical air fittings meant to connect to pressure lines. One set would provide pressure into the core of the tank (see the metal cylindrical structure in the X-rays) and the others would allow material to be drawn out of the tank. Usually, the lines themselves would be stainless steel braid exterior lines; often they would also be vacuum insulated.

It is very likely that this is titanium. This is clearly the cryogenic storage tank for a spacecraft. It would have held either liquid helium for cooling a sensor or it would have contained liquid nitrogen for the same purpose, as well as use as a pressurized gas propellant. Many satellites will use LN2 as the material for small thrusters, as it boils into a vapor and provides reaction for movement or orientation control.

I seriously doubt if this was a fuel tank, bcause the amount of fuel or oxidizer is might have carried is small. However, it clearly has undergone reentry. It might have done so inside the body of a larger craft, which would prevent a great deal of heat damage. Being buffeted by the outer shell or debris, as well as the high pressure shock waves on reentry, is what collapsed the surface and dented it in.

So what you have is a cryogenic storage tank from a spacecraft that reentered the atmosphere- once again, most likely used for liquid nitrogen or helium.

I am a fairly regular guest with Art Bell myself and recognized the structure of the tank immediately. I have worked for years in aerospace and debris from space vehicles often contains odd or unusual shaped objects. This is due to the conditions under which they must function, and the limits on space and mass that any spacecraft designer has to work with.”

Terc 476

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44 He could at least wait until they release Vista. fraggle34 473 link to digg?
45 Hi.
I’m a Sony BMG paying-customer….
And I’m a ROOTKIT!
WaterDragon 470 link to digg?
46 “Evolution has nothing to do with man made death traps.”

Tell that to my magnetic footed ducks.

sockpuppets 469

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47 Microsoft is paying an infinite number of monkeys to mod down an infinite number of firefox comments. crilen007 467 link to digg?
48 The note reads:

Dear person,

I’m sorry I put a dent in your car. I didn’t want to but, I did when I tryed to park next to you. I am not leaving my information because you chose to use two spaces and I just wanted to park in one. The scratches are because I used a towel that had sand on it to try to clean the dent/paint off. Beaches are fun.

Please look your car over for the dent and scratches and each time you see them remember not to park in two spaces.

- Sorry !!!

Jeffrey903 464 link to digg?
49 Ha! I put in my IP (127.0.0.1) and it didn’t even register! Advanced technology my ass. aldenhg 464 link to digg?
50 I’m burying this as spam

come on people this person has been a member for 4 days, has ads on their site, and has submitted 5 stories_all_adsense/money_related_

http://digg.com/users/geekcapital/submitted

Don’t click the ads on the page, obviously they only want to make money.

techpimp 461 link to digg?
51 The sad thing is that people still think that the “top” diggers contribute something to this site that the other 700,000 users are incapable of submitting. Never mind the fact that there are only so many news sources or funny YouTube videos, and never mind the fact that each stories is usually submitted several dozen times over, and that the one that eventually makes it to the front page (by a “top” digger) doesn’t have a better title/description than the other attempts at the same link.

The reason “top” diggers get to the front page is because “top” diggers have a shitload of friends that digg up their submissions. It has nothing to do with the quality of their submissions or the amount of their submissions (a completely worthless point, since there are almost a million damn users on Digg).

People need to stop thinking that these people bring ANYTHING worthwhile to Digg, and the guys behind Digg need to stop giving these fuckers slack. This asshole should’ve been banned permanently.

ilyag 456

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52 I )think) i have the same problem dj_sea2005 456 link to digg?
53 Man you apple kids just cant take any negative press against apple can you? manifestdata 455 link to digg?
54 Now we need a video. TheDiggMan 451

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55 My New Year’s Resolution: 1600×1200. jsaxton86 447 link to digg?
56 I wonder if this means Matt reads Digg……..

Hi Matt.

martinj88 447 link to digg?
57 Besides the glaring audio synch issue, and the fact that their findings aren’t surprising, I was glad to see something like this. Though I was really disappointed that the store that fixed the problem for free seemed to get the least amount of air time. raabco 445

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58 Dad? CHENEYTHEDICK 443 link to digg?
59 Anyone who doesn’t vote for Colbert is a terrorist. zeldafan 442 link to digg?
60 Seller was easy to deal with and a complete dumbass!!!! AAAA+++ calebhawk 442

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61 maybe he got hacked?

anyway i doubt the people will get their money back, paypal will make up some bs so they cant.

firepowered 440 link to digg?
62 She should sue the school board until they bleed. The nude sculpture was in a museum. What control does the teacher have over what the museum displays? And how is a nude sculpture harmful to children?

Oh, it’s in Texas. I guess that figures.

grendelboogie 438 link to digg?
63 How about ‘One Read Post’?
Here’s my post, now anyone care to Digg me up?
sanman 438

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64 this is a comment on digg about a digg submission which links to a digg blog with an article about comments left on digg…

you guys are way too into this whole digg thing

khag7 436 link to digg?
65 Much like everyone else in prison, they figure out after they’re in there for an extended period of time that they don’t like it.

Either they beg for leniency or find Jesus. Looks like fatty here is playing the “mommy” card and asking for help.

You kill a homeless guy, you deserve to sit in a jail cell for 23 hours out of the day for 20+ years.

sinner0423 435 link to digg?
66 In Soviet Russia bank give money to you! lastthingusee 429 link to digg?
67 Poor Guy? Poor Girl. The guy is dead, but that girl has to live with the fact that she was so ugly it could literally kill. chenyu768 425 link to digg?
68 This video will show the true rendering power of the PS3 :) WalterDirt 424 link to digg?
69 http://duggmirror.com/playable_web_games/How_to_Keep_Diggers_Busy_for_Hours/ eplawless 424 link to digg?
70 I can’t think of a more deserving site. VanceXT 421 link to digg?
71 I don’t understand. It’s just a circle, it seems. Is Digg borked today? JorgeGonzalez 420 link to digg?
72 I hope you post a video! ;) an7agonist 417 link to digg?
73 This is the price of bad parenting. Dont play with the penal system for parenting.

stinknugget 417 link to digg?
74 Thanks for the spam! thenativeraver 417 link to digg?
75 In unrelated news eBay user “RIAA” became the winner bidder on item 56756856, LQQK MINT Soviet Submarine WITH TORPEDOS! NR!! sockpuppets 417 link to digg?
76 The parents were charged with child desertion, but the dog was charged with child dessertion. PatrickFisher 417 link to digg?
77 Um, yeah, 7.1 is no longer supported, but 7.5 is… might want to actually look into this before you start posting things…

http://free.grisoft.com/doc/1

innominate 415

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78 Oh man…. I can’t wait to screw my friends over with this! Jooced 414 link to digg?
79 I’m the target demographic for the iPhone. I’m a Mac user already, I have some money to buy an iPhone, I am an iPod user, I’m ready to get rid of my current cell phone. Seems simple, right? Well, I won’t be buying one, and to me this is the number one and only real failing of the iPhone: Cingular. I simply cannot use the Cingular network because here in D.C. they have the worst coverage of all carriers. I am really, really upset the iPhone is not a more open device so I can choose the carrier. I mean, seriously Apple: I *want* to give you $600! Why did you do this exclusive deal with Cingular?!??! stealthboy 414 link to digg?
80 Wow, that teacher is an ignorant dick, you have a right to be pissed. Roger 411

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81 The two tricky parts are:
e^ (i * pi) = -1
The Riemann sum of 1/(2^x) from 1 to infinity = 1

So it simplifies to:
0.002 + (-1) + 1 = 0.002

Nichevo 411 link to digg?
82 So is this the “can’t beat them, so ban them!” solution? xose 410 link to digg?
83 I’m in ur shirtz, blockin’ ur popups!! jdb252 410 link to digg?
84 Actually, if you click the thumbs up rapidly, you can give more than one digg up.
Didn’t test with the digg down.

Me thinks it’s a coding issue as well.

iamcanman 409 link to digg?
85 Nice cleavage aa3000 408

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86 I can fix it….But I don’t want to and I’m sick of people asking me!……..That felt better. gwill11 408 link to digg?
87 Bwahahahahahaha!
Karma is a bitch isn’t it!
fuzzybunny1701 407 link to digg?
88 Bennybertow is correct. If this is accurate, then the guy’s brother must simply have a slutty bluetooth phone, that will just go around and pair with anything. kent1146 403

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89 “Teen says jail is “Too hard”"

Deal with it, bitch.

coolian 401 link to digg?
90 This is unwelcome. Digggames.com is NOT a viable threat to digg’s legitimate business interests. Again, I repeat this is not welcome, nor needed. Kevin, you need to fix this. Saintlink 401 link to digg?


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